Aunt Esther: Watch it, sucka.
Murdock: I wish I could just jump in the water and live like a fish.
B.A. Baracus: Shut up fool, you ain't no fish.
Robert Romano: The operation was a screaming success if your desired outcome was paralysis.
The Hostile Hospital: Part One - S2-E7
Violet Baudelaire: Why do you hate us so much?
Count Olaf: Because it's fun.
Rob Petrie: I want to take a nap before I go to sleep.
Dr. Meredith Grey: At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out. They fence you in. Life is messy. That's how we're made. So, you can waste your lives drawing lines. Or you can live your life crossing them. But there are some lines that are way too dangerous to cross.
John Bacchus: You're under arrest.
George Gently: He's under arrest, when I say he is.
Lilo: Stitch! Are you okay?
Stitch: I'm okay. I'm fluffy.
Michael Kyle: Well, guess what Junior? You're from the mean streets of Stamford, Connecticut.
Cat Grant: All four of you standing there doing nothing, you look like the attractive yet non-threatening, racially diverse cast of a CW show.
Wednesday: Dear Santa, we just wanted you to know that even though Mr. Thompson says that there was no such thing as Santa Claus, we didn't believe him. So please come or else it will make us look like dummies. Signed Wednesday and Pugsley Addams.
Carlos: You know who you are, Gaby? You're the kind of person who would have turned away Mary and Joseph from the inn.
Gabrielle: Well, they should have called ahead.
Dori: Guns don't kill people.
Sledge Hammer: Yeah, bullets do.