Raphael: Oh no, he's turning into that opera guy again.
Doug Chesnic: Don't you see? If he is involved, then her life is worthless, you understand? They had to fucking kill her.
Albert Einstein: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Ed Walters: Well what would be the odds of that happening?
Buddy: You're happy. I hate that.
Capt. Jason Briggs: Is there a problem with your privates, Private?
Felicia: Well, girls, what can I say? Here's to a secret very well kept.
Bernadette: Shame it's not gonna stay that way, isn't it?
Maurice L. Pogue: It's so nice seeing all your faces here: John and Susan and Mary and Fred and Ethel, Little Ricky.
Carl: You know Ray, since your kid's moved in, the food's gotten better.
Misty Sutphin: I'm stood up! I'll kill that bastard! I mean it, he should be dead that lousy creep! He told me he'd be here! I'll kill him.
Beverly Sutphin: Umm, don't use words unless you mean them, Misty.
Dr. Alex Hesse: My nipples are very sensitive.
Reporter: Did you have any idea it would be such a huge response?
Norville: Well frankly, I don't think anybody expected this much hoopla.
Terry McKay: I guess I'm happy when I don't want to be anywhere else but where I am.
Jenny: If you're gonna kill me then do it! I'm not gonna put up with any more of your crap. It's bullshit.
John Slade: The name's Slade.
Julian Rogers: Super. Here's an idea. Why don't you spell it out for me so I can get it right on your tombstone.
Morty: Didn't anybody ever tell you not to drink and levitate?
Senior in restaurant #1: If you have job, you wear the pants.
Dwarf Guard: Dr. Animal's intelligence goes beyond the borders of the human mind. His savagery goes beyond the borders of the animal.
Joe: How could he go beyond so many borders without a passport?
Bailiff: All Rise.
Judge Marcus: To hell with that, let's go.
Herbert Cadbury: Well... I'm already wanted for attempted murder, escaping from jail, and blowing up an aircraft. Breaking and entering sounds right up my alley. Let's kick some butt, shall we?
Diane Pazinski: Let's.